This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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