I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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