Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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