It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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