SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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