i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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