i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
