She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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