we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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