I like to think it a success when the cops are called
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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