He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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