a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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