U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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