i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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