i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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