chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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