oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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