it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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