God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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