He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize