I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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