i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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