He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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