I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have already put on my inside pants.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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