so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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