u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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