Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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