Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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