How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just forgot I was standing up.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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