Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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