he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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