This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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