this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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