literally had 100 drinks last night.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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