Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
