i wish starbucks made bloody marys
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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