And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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