these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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