You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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