Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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