And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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