toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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