I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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