i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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