sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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