He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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