Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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