you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.