he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad