Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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