new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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