Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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