Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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