Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
we're so committed to being not committed
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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