i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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