He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm always down for nudity.
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